wigglyweak:

who needs friends when you have fast wifi

candycrushruinedmylife:

i’m scared to have kids like what if they’re not punk rock?????????????

(Source: jagerbombsss)

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy)